[T87]: Grape pie?! No way. Seriously, they should make chicken pie! Oh... wait a minute... ... ... wOaH...

[Fluff]: Random is wonderful... but yes... 'tis true what you're saying... I know they have Oreo, Chip's Ahoy, Apple, Pumpkin, Lemon, Cheery, Chocolate, Whoopie, Cream, Blueberry, Rasberry... wow... I feel like I could go on and on!! I mean they have grape soda, gum, candy, jelly, and juice but no pie!! I must ponder this!!

[T87]: Chicken candy... mmm....

[Fluff]: Your obession with chicken products worries me!!

[Tyrana]: MMM!!! Chicken candy! ^_^... wow... hey! Black Jello... ^_^... Sorry... no... really... sorry.

[T87]: Chicken jello! YES! ... ... ... ... oh, no... I really, really wish I hadn't said that...

[T87]: MY EYES!!!

[Fluff]: Why in the world woud you have chicken jello... jello's so good and great and you would ruin it with your chicken?!?! That's OBSEEN!!!

[Tyrana]: heh... YEAH! Chicken Jello! That's terrible, Ben! Why would you even MENTION something that gross?! ^_^ ^_^

[T87]: Jello... I dunno if it's good and great... it is mediocre... or, satisfactory, perhaps...

[Tyrana]: I'm not a big fan of it myself... but that firetruck-flavored kind... or the canary-dog flavored... they're pretty great ^_^...

[dr]: if everything tastes like chicken, then maybe everything else doesnt taste like chicken, and chicken is just something that was created to be very flavorful. so therefore, there is already chicken candy and chicken jello, bc chicken tastes like everything...woah, wait, im confused....

[dr]: you know what is really sad? my family doesnt order any other pizza but pinapple and ham, despite my constant complaints. pizza is not a pleasant thing for me. pizza is horror. i havent had pizza since i was with a sane friend who had pepperoni....

[Tyrana]: I sympathize ^_^... I rarely eat anything but pepperoni (if I can help it)... ^_^... I wonder... does Tasty Wheat taste like chicken? ^_^

[dr]: dunno....hmm...which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Tyrana]: The EGG damnit... ^_^

[Fluff]: scrambled or fried hard??

[Tyrana]: Well... heh... if you expect to get a chicken from it, then preferably neither...

[Fluff]: Well... things seem to hae slowed down a bit... not good!! We need to recrut all those opposed to pineapples... EEVVIIILL PINEAPPLES...

[Tyrana]: Hmmm... I'll mention it to the Random Society... 'Tis random enough, I think ^_^

[Fluff]: Random is absolutely wonderful... I'm sure there must be at least one member who has strange enraged passions towards inatimate objects as do I...

[Tyrana]: I certainly HOPE SO ^_^... Last night, (I went to bed before it got to this) apparently, they were talking about ice cube-enhanced blowjobs... Which was... umm... informative? Hmmm...

[foxtrotter]: what happened to you and the pineapple?

[Fluff]: If you go to the first page... my story's there... it's quite... horrible...

[foxtrotter]: omg! thats a terribly horrible accident! the evil pineapple can hut you, our dear friend!

[Fluff]: I know... (sniffle)... it was tradgic... but I think I've recovered... the hospital really helped!! But now I have a sick goal to tell my story and unite all who feel my disgust!!

[foxtrotter]: i shall never eat pineapple again for your sake and for all those ever hurt by pineapples

[Tyrana]: Bless you.

[foxtrotter]: hey is any of you still on random society?

[Fluff]: Oh my... what a nice person you are... please... become a member!!

[foxtrotter]: i must i must!

[Fluff]: Yay... WELCOME... I'm so glad you've joined us!!

[Tyrana]: Hooray!

[foxtrotter]: hooray i joined the great people of the world!

[Fluff]: Aww... oh my... you see... that just proves it... she doesn't know us yet!! HaHa... jk of course!!

[foxtrotter]: you are great people. informing others of the hazards of pineapples

[Fluff]: it's our civic duty...

[Tyrana]: What would the world do without us? There would be pineapple assaults everywhere!

[Fluff]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... THE MEMORIES!!!!!!

[Tyrana]: heehee... Remember the time... You cut yourself on a can of creamed corn? ^_^... Sorry... it couldn't be helped ^_^

[Fluff]: HEY... now now now... no need to expose my past now... but hear this... I have sucessfully opened many cans on this very summer vacation!!

[Tyrana]: Suuuure... ^_^... nono, I believe you... But don't worry... I'll still tease you ^_^...

[Fluff]: Of course... it wouldn't be right if you didn't love!!

[Tyrana]: 'Tis the truth!

[foxtrotter]: you peeps are funny

[Fluff]: Peeps are goooood!!

[foxtrotter]: sugary mmmmm

[dr]: chewy wholesomeness of sugar!

[Tyrana]: You ever put a peep in a microwave? It's so great... it like... expands, and then turns itself inside-out... it's hilarious...

[foxtrotter]: whoa thats like cruelty to sugar animals!

[Tyrana]: Eh... it's marshmallow... marshmallow is kinda lame... besides, if you see it, it's certainly worth it.... it's so funny... You can still eat them after, anyway ^_^

[foxtrotter]: ummmm marchmellows. suddenly i want a s'more

[Tyrana]: Mmmm... Hey, I'm up for anything with chocolate ^_^

[foxtrotter]: mmmmm we need a chocolate jacuzzi in here!

[Tyrana]: Oooooo ^_^... SWEET! (heh... so to speak...)

[foxtrotter]: that would be like the greatest thing in the world

[Tyrana]: I think so ^_^... Oh, for goodness sake... my brother's bugging me... I gotta go. I'll try to get back on... Bye!

[foxtrotter]: byezies!

[dr]: ill have to try that peeps in the microwave thing...sounds like wholesome fun

[Fluff]: ummm... MaRcHmElLoWs...

[Fluff]: Ok... so I see we have some new members.... me like this!!... so like who are you... etc?? Now don't be shy... this is a safe place...

[Evil Faerie Feline]: im me....(not helpful but hey) hi ppl!!!!!

[Tyrana]: 'ello 'dere! ^_^

[Evil Faerie Feline]: WoooooT!!!!! sorry i apologize 4 my hyperness

[Tyrana]: 'Tis alright! I be hyper... It's good to expound upon this hyperness, and direct it toward... PINEAPPLES!!! *Throws pineapples across room* There! See?

[Evil Faerie Feline]: ewwww pineapple juice takes 4eva 2 get outa clothes

[dr]: now who's gonna clean that pineapple mess up?

[Tyrana]: Heh... I guess I should really do it, huh?... *Grabs bucket of Windex* Hey! Windex fixes everything!!!

[dr]: lol

[Fluff]: OK... I leave you here for not even like one day and you're already making a mess.... some people!!!

[Tyrana]: Oops... Sorry Kati! ^_^... I shall clean up... *Whistles as she works*

[dr]: *seven funny looking little dwarfs run into room*

[dr]:    um...badge?

[Tyrana]: SWEET! ^_^

[foxtrotter]: WOO HOO! a super coolio badge ^.~

[Fluff]: Oh my... I approve (sniffle)... I heart it.... GREAT JOB DR.... (sniffle) it will my my wiki even more superb then it already is (tear).....

[Fluff]: Now that the badge is up... thanx to dr... everyone can go ahead and place it in their houses....

[Tyrana]: Yay! ^_^

[foxtrotter]: yay!

[dr]: and there was much rejoicing!

[Fluff]: Why hello there Mezzo... it's quite nice of you to join us...

[Lady AEthelflaed]: hello fellow quakers!!!(heehee kati!!-remember that?!)

[Tyrana]: Pineapples... EEEWWWW ^_^... Haha ^_^... "Pineapples are gross. EEEWWWW..." Yeah. Danielle needs sleep...

[Fluff]: pineapples ARE gross... well actually... to be completely honest... I'm quite found of their taste... just not their eeevvviiilllNESS!!!

[dr]: they stench of evil and mission goo

[Amalind]: I love pineapples! They're the best. I'm a pineapple (I was never in a can, though)! *sigh* Such misunderstanding...

[dr]: begone vagabond!

[Amalind]: No! I shall smite thee! *smite* *smite* *smite* Ahem.

[dr]: *angst* *angst*

[Amalind]: *grin*

[CrystalBlaze]: hey *poke poke*

[Amalind]: Yes?

[CrystalBlaze]: hey what i miss in the last few weeks

[Tyrana]: Hmmm... seems like... poking and smiting. Ah... and the usual pineappleness...

[CrystalBlaze]: *poke* hey how u

[Tyrana]: I am quite dandy *waltzes*

[CrystalBlaze]: hehehehehehehehe

[Amalind]: I'm doing well. Not that any of you care about a poor downtrodden pineapple like myself. It's fun to smite, though.

[Tyrana]: You aren't? What's wrong, m'dear?

[T87]: Did a pineapple hurt you?

[Amalind]: No, pineapples are fine. They haven't hurt me at all. I'm trying to convince the majority here that pineapples are not so terribly evil. I mean, look at all of the things pineapples have given the world- fruit cups, welcome symbols, banister ends, even helped increase the flow of money in Hawaii! Pineapples are noble fruits. They are sweet, yet not willing to be taken advantage of (hence the spines). Now I ask, if you were a pineapple and somebody tried to eat you, wouldn't you spike him, too? (LOL! I'm not crazy! I promise:)

[T87]: Yes you are.

[Tyrana]: ^_^... I like the "noble fruits" part...

[T87]: Fushizzle.

[Tyrana]: Indeed. ^_^

[dr]: ...but when pineapples go bad...

[T87]: Aren't they inherently bad?

[Amalind]: Pineapples are not inherently bad. All fruits have the capability of going "bad". There are evil bananas and even evil grapes out there, but you do not say ALL bananas and grapes are evil, do you? Well, it's the same for pineapples.

[T87]: All pineapples are evil.

[dr]: agreed

[Amalind]: *Sigh* Now if you said all liver was evil I could agree with that, but pineapples aren't as nasty by a long shot.

[dr]: eh, I think they rank right up there

[Fluff]: now now now... no one here has said anything about the fantastic taste of pineapples... just simply that they are an evil friut.... that tis all!!

[Amalind]: Hummm...*considers* I still have to disagree about them being evil. Besides, in the wiki intro it mentions the taste of pineapples not being liked.

[aimfire]: I shall kill all pineapples by eating them of pizza!

[Amalind]: I like pizza AND pineapples. I like eating, too. LOL!

[Tyrana]: Eating is quite wonderful, I agree. ^_^... And I do enjoy the tastes of both pizza and pineapples... though not at the same time *shudder*

[Amalind]: *Grin* I'll eat pretty much anything but liver. *Cringe*

[Fluff]: I'm eating right now!! MMMM.... Subway... how wonderful you are!! But anywhoo.... food is quite wonderful... even pineapples... the ones in the plastic cup that is!!!!!

[Tyrana]: Haha ^_^... Yes... plastic cup. You make me giggle.

[Amalind]: Subs...*her mind wanders to Food Land*

[giadriana]: ::tentatively looks into the room:: Ummm... I kinda like pineapples...

[Tyrana]: Oh, hey... I like 'em too... It's just that a can of pineapples tried to kill one of my closest friends... I think the story is in the first comment box...

[Amalind]: I am fighting for Pineapple Rights (kind of...*grin*).

[Tyrana]: Do they have the right to cut peoples' fingers off?! ^_^ Heehee

[Amalind]: If you try to eat them and they don't want to be eaten, then I suppose they do. Self defense, you know. LOL! Besides, wasn't it the can and not actually the pineapples that rebelled against your fingers?

[Fluff]: TELL THAT TO MY THUMB!!

[Amalind]: Okay Thumb, listen up closely. The can is to blame, not the pineapples.

[Fluff]: My thumb clearly understands this... BUT... I have opened cans in the past... and none but the pineapple one sliced my poor dear thumb!!

[Amalind]: I still say the can is to blame much much much more than the pineapples.

[Tyrana]: -cough-creamed corn-cough- ^_-...

[Fluff]: *Corn is nature's laxitive*

[Amalind]: LOL!

[Tyrana]: Heh... Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science? ^_^

[T87]: "Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear..."

[Tyrana]: Um... okay, Ben.

[Tyrana]: SO...

[T87]: C'mon! The Great Mighty Poo? Sheesh...

[CrystalBlaze]: ello

[Fluff]: pooping is like life... it's what you make it... so eat corn...

[dr]: hoo boy, did I miss something?

[Amalind]: Nothing too important...*Is grossed out*

[Fluff]: oh... now now... don't be grossed out... it's only natural!!

[It Ain't Easy Bein' Sceney]: I LOVE PINEAPPLES!!!! *smacks wiki*

[Tyrana]: Hey, now... let's not get violent. That's... that's wiki-abuse. ^_^

[Amalind]: I LOVE pineapples, too! Help me defend them! And even natural processes can be gross. In fact, most really gross stuff is natural...*Gah*. I can think of a lot of proof, but I shall spare you all the gut-gurgling details.

[Fluff]: PEOPLE!! This is not a wiki that is against the TASTE of pinapples... it is simply against the violence pineapples seek out upon innocent hungry teens... that is all... so I do not want to hear anymore nonsense about a 'defend the taste of pineapples rebellion'...

[Amalind]: That's my point! Pineapples themselves have not been violent towards anyone on this wiki, only the pineapple can-which, because it is metal - cannot possiby be construed as a pineapple unless you've got your head on backwards. Can. Pinapple. Can. Pineapple. See the difference? :::Holds them up so that everyone can see::: And if you're going to say that pineapples are spiky and hurt your fingers, then I'd say that they have a right to be spiky the way people try to eat them all the time. Self defense! (LOL!)

[Fluff]: do you not understand!?!?... no other can of any substance, whether it be food or beverage, ever hurt any one person before... well actually they probably did it just hasn't yet been expressed... the taste of the actual pineapple is not the purpose for this wiki what so ever... it is simply to say that the CAN of PINEAPPLE is clearly evil for all the wrong doings and injustices it has caused the fine people of my species!!

[Amalind]: I have been gouged with cream of mushroom soup cans, sliced with tuna cans, and flayed by countless other metal objects used in the kitchen (okay, so I'm not that great at cooking...*Grin*). I do understand what you are saying, but I simply reject the idea that pineapples should be blamed for what a can actually did. If that same can had been filled with newts, and you went to open it at that same instant in time and cut yourself the same exact way, would you be blaming newts right now? If the can was somehow filled with old toenails would you go around preaching against old toenails? Anything could have been in that can! The substance inside is a completely separate entity, and is

[Amalind]: therefore not responsible for the container's faults. I only referred specifically to the taste of pineapples when other people on this wiki had already been talking about the taste. Wow, that took more space than I thought it would.

[Tyrana]: This wiki is so awesome ^_^... Where else could you have heated debates about pineapples... and the evilness thereof...

[Amalind]: LOL! I was thinking that as I typed my message:)

[Fluff]: I like pinapples... you may spend all the time in the world getting cut on cans of newts and old toenails but when I can open any other can then this particular can slices my thumb all up, I feel the responsibility to warn all who I can in an effort to prevent further events, such as this, from happening to yet other innocent hungry person!!

[Amalind]: LOL! I forgot I made the toenail comment until I read your message (it's been so long since I last typed it). Very well, then, think of pineapples as evil if it is your wish, however, I still disagree.

[Fluff]: BUT I DON'T... in fact... I just bought a large can of pineapple... pop top to be exact... it's the can part I strongly dislike... I can't wait for the pineapple to mingle with my taste buds!!

[Amalind]: You're making me sooo hungry. :::Looks around for food hopefully, but does not find anything:::

[Fluff]: NO PINEAPPLE!! YOU HAVE NO PINEAPPLE... I feel the need to send you some... but I cannot... that makes me sad!! I am sorry!!

[Amalind]: I'm sorry, too. *Stomach grumbles*

[Fluff]: 'Cause it's a POP TOP... WOW... Watch your thumbs... 'Cause it's a POP TOP... WOW... Watch your thumbs!!... NOW SING IT OUT ALL OF YOU!!

[Tyrana]: 'Cause it's a POP TOP WOoooow.... *Looks around* Heh,heh... Anyway...

[Tyrana]: Don't all jump in at once, now... ^_^

[Fluff]: *BOUNCE BOUNCE*... oh ok... *CRASH BANG BOOM SPLAT*... heh... it was Tyrana... I swear...

[Tyrana]: Heehee

[Amalind]: But wait! Now I have pineapple slices! They are in a convenient zip-lock sort of bag, too, so everyone's fingers will remain unscathed. I gorged myself on pineapple a few minutes ago:) Happy now. :::Sings:::

[Fluff]: That's wonderful to hear... I, too, gorged out on pineapple chunks the other day... ummm!!... Now I'm on my second bowl of grape nut flakes... THEY'RE WONDERFUL!!

[CrystalBlaze]: ello everyone

[Tyrana]: Yofizzle and such. ^_^

[Fluff]: why hello there... how is everyone on this fine fine day?!?

[raven1777]: very sleepy... what about you

[Amalind]: Oh, I was terribly sleepy today! Somebody *grumble* woke me up at 4:00 AM on accident because he made too much noise when he got up.

[Evil Faerie Feline]: lol i was up at 4 to, coz i ahd a nightmare =(

[Fluff]: ahhh... well I do believe a good night's sleep needs to be scheduled in the near future for all of us... because I, too, have not slept in quite awhile... well... not good anyway...

[raven1777]: i guess we have what i believe they call.... **insomnia**   --dead silence, crickets chirp--

[Fluff]: really??... WOW!!

[raven1777]: i know! its amazing!

[Fluff]: JOY to the world... ALL you boys and girls... joy to the fishes of the deep blue sea... JOY to YOU and ME!!

[raven1777]: interesting.... lol

[Tyrana]: Kati dominates. ^_^

[Fluff]: aww... you're very flattering!!... thank you!!... you're quite house yourself there Danielle...

[Amalind]: I just read 100 Years of Solitude (yes, this should be underlined) for class, and the first thing I thought of after your comment was the insomnia plague.

[Miss.Kayree]: EVIL PINEAPPLES!!! ..i'm joining..

[raven1777]: you better! lol

[Fluff]: Pineapples are good... don't get me wrong... but that's their cover... vicious little fruits... pfff!!

[raven1777]: eww wno way jose! theyre gross.... they taste like death

[Fluff]: Oh... and yes... insomnia is RUINING my LIFE!!!...

[raven1777]: yes, it tends to do that

[CrystalBlaze]: hola!

[Fluff]: Hola!!!... and how are you on this fine day??

[CrystalBlaze]: ok u

[Fluff]: Oh I am just peachy... thank you!!... although... I do have a ton of homework I SHOULD be doing... but ElfTown is just so much more fun!!

[Amalind]: I haven't any more homework! Haha! Sorry to rub it in, you know (but that's not going to stop me from doing it anyway:).

[dr]: Bwahaha! My last day of school is tomorrow! :D :D :D

[Fluff]: Well LA-TI-DA for you two!!!... jk... that's wonderful... [Tyrana] and I on the other hand have about three weeks left... I think... hmmm...

[dr]: aww...that sucks...

[CrystalBlaze]: me hungy

[Fluff]: So... just to me relive my pineapple poptop experience... my mother decides to get me a little something that I can stare and reminise at forever!! Let me explain... so my mother egts a small package in the mail yesterday... ever happen to you, happened to her... thus, I didn't think anything of it!! Later on in the evening, after she opens it, she approaches me with a small creature like thing in the palm of her hand!! Yes... you guessed it.. my mother got me a small nick-nack of a little mouse hugging a fuzzy pineapple!! The only words my mother then said to me were 'let's hope you don't cut yourself on this one'...

[Amalind]: LOL! 

[dr]: XDDD

[CrystalBlaze]: Me need chocolate . . .